Fart Is Normal OK!

Im dead tired..seriously..brain don't wanna function anymore..but i had to write this..

I was in a public toilet today to pee and i feel the need to fart..im only human ok..just when i was about to drop the bomb..i heard a girl came in..i was like 'shit..how la' but i had to let go because i was in this position of half kneeling (i don't sit on d toilet seats when i pee in public toilets because i don't wanna sit on ppl's sprinkled dried urine) so...it makes the fart uncontrollable...normal ppl will understand what i mean..when u stand of coz u can actually squeeze your ass tight so that your fart will hopefully come out without the sound....unfortunately mine today was with the sound..so you can imagine how embarrassed i was..the worst part was i waited in the cubicle till the girl can go wash her hands and hopefully leave and not see it was me...........but no luck! That kepo actually waited to see who i was! She kept quiet in the toilet supposingly wiping her hands with the toilet paper...i din hear the sound of water so i din know! Really cheeky! Just to see who farted! Or maybe it was too smelly she wanna she which terrorist actually let out that bomb la.....i could not look at her and that moment i wish to actually suicide jump into the toilet bowl......but u know me la...i acted like farting is a cool thing....it is nothing.....n washed my hands avoiding her stare..


pls don't let that happen to me again..stupit fart!

ok...that's all!