My Little Ladies

Let me present to u *drum roll*

My Ladies....EyeShadow and EyeLiner..in short..Shadow and Liner!

They are super cute and smart!

To be continued....

Kids-Wearing Me Out!

*sigh* I have been teaching English in House of Joy, Puchong for almost 2 weeks now...

I have very little experience with kids..so even though I only have four students........but i..........*sigh*....ok...im not gona go winding down the road and just get to the point ok..

I made one of my student cried in class today...mind u...not intentionally ok! Hes a 10 year old boy..william.........it happened so fast...so here goes..

i told them im gona gif them spelling tmr..i gave them 16 words..then william-his english is the best..primary standard while the rest tat are elder than him are in kindergarden standard..so of coz i cant gif difficult words or gif too many words......he requested for 4 more words...then i said that if all agree then i will add...then the rest of coz they did not agree......then he started to sulk.....ok.....this is d climax part of my story........suddenly as in tiba tiba...he shouted that why the class is like kindergarden and started crying.................so i almost died-ed.............i DO NOT know how to handle crying kids.......

so guess what the teacher did?

I ran away!

LOL....what a teacher!


p/s: House of Joy is an orphanage..contact me if u all wanna donate anything or organise anything for the kids yeah!

Cut my Throat!

Yesterday for dinner..i had the worst singapore bihun ever! Plus....it costs me rm6! I bought it from a coffee shop smr.........really wth la.....it even tasted worse than normal bihun! *shake head*

ok...that's all.

Nobody Wins

U see..I took up this tuition job to tutor a form2 in Maths..Geo and BM..

The agent wanna take 80% of my 1st month's pay as her commission.

Then I went for my 1st class and found out that my student's finals is in 2 months time..so it is not worth it for me to teach as in my 1st month i will only get 20% of my salary..only enough to pay my petrol..

So I mar try negotiating with that agent..she needs like half a day to reply a msg i can kill her if i see her...then in d end..she die die oso insist on the 80% commission (money-sucker!!) so NO WAY lor...let HER teach then!

Ok..that's all!

Day Starts At 7 AM

3 AM actually...

Some idiotic mosquitoes decided to feast on me! As in buffet style! If d fella not greedy and just dine at a place i dun mind tat much u know...but i woke up at 3am with bites on my butt (around 4)..knees...elbows (wtf..there got blood meh) toes and fingers (vr difficult part 2 scratch)

And after tat d fella never stop u know..testing everywhere...walau! till 7am i really kenot tahan..actually..so long oso i can tahan rite? shud haf on d light n hunt 4 tat fella at 3am...stupit of me! then at 7smth i found tat devil at d end of my bed..kenot move from 2 much blood so i slapped it dead!

And decided not 2 sleep..go on9 watch anime while study *sigh*

ok..thats all!

Eek..mouse!

I had a dream last night..d gross-est gross-est dream ever lor! Weilee was in it as well..

We were in a steamboat restaurant for dinner...then we had to 'tap toi' bcoz no more tables..nemind lor..then u know ar..they serve mouse mia heads eh *faint* its like they chop off their heads neatly and placed them on a platter for the customers to throw in d steamboat *vomit*

I feel super gerlli la thinkin back..but weilee in my dream rite..was not intimidated at all! So brave..either shes brave in my dream or she oso enjoy eating d head sama like all d customers there as well..i duno la *shiver*

ok..thats all!

Drained

Im feeling super tired..

After my bali trip i did not rest well..adrian n janice came down to pg and i played tour guide again..i suck at it..as u all know..im bad at directions..so to get to a place..we had to round a few times..they were unlucky!

So yeah they went back yesterday night and my rest day starts 2day..till mayb monday when i had to pack everything and drive all d way down to subang again *sigh*

After that i will make sure i rest---stay home...ahhhhhhhhhh..bliss!

Notting Hill

Ok..i confess that i had never watch Notting Hill till yesterday..im so OUT rite..LOL!

But i have alwiz love julia roberts and her big mouth..i find it sexy..even tho i have a big mouth too..mine only look hideous compared to hers..

But tis movie so-so only ler..i like Pretty Woman more..

Next..im gona watch Runaway Bride....................yes..never watch tat 1 b4 as well...gosh..wat was i doing during those years?

Ok...thats all!

My Bitchy Boss

I AM MAD!

I opened my gmail to find this shit in my inbox..

I asked permission on my 1st day of work lor..and that bitch did say OK..i have witnesses lor..gosh i can sue her!

Tmr im gona give her my resignation letter..

Should i give her coffee from bali? I think I should..after i fart on it several times!

Thats all!

Sneak Peek-Bali

I do not really want to blog about bali as I did not take the pics from professional photographer HH yet..

But when i transferred some pics from my hp to my lappy only did i realised that bali is so beautiful that even taking pics of it with my shitty phone camera..it will still turn out nice..
We had dinner overlooking the famous sunset of bali..

Will continue soon yeah! Once i get hold of pics!

Till then!

Just Because..

The purpose of this post is just because i realized that there are very little pictures in my blog..i went clubbing yest wit my colleagues..makes me rindu rindu kat clubbing in HQ..

I miss the cheap shots of the deadly bacardi151....

I miss sue's trademark dance..LOL!

I miss my eunice and her dance till drop..LOL! As in really drop to the ground! *applaud*


I miss walking on tar road barefoot on d way home..tipsy and happy..

And i miss loudao (his psp more actually) and all his rides back home..LOL!

Off to bali on monday..hoping for a blast with chelle and hh! I know with hh we will kampai till we die!

Till then!

Black Clouds Away You Go!

The song that suits me now will be:

'I can see clearly now the rain has gone' *big smiles*

I finally know what i want..

What i need to do is work hard towards that direction...

Before this I really have no idea what i want to do..the feeling is like i am lost in a jungle with a lot of paths..mind u..i am not complaining because i know that everyone will experience this at one point in their lives..where we are forced to make life-changing decisions..
For me..one thing i know for certain is that..life is too short to do things i do not like...to start doing something i know i don't like is bad..to continue towards it is worse..

Some people are lucky..they do the right things for them right at the beginning..they know what they want right at the beginning..for me..i had to bang a few walls..but it is still not too late now..

I do not know what or where this path will bring me but i am willing to take this risk..i know i will lose a lot of things along the way..but i hope that what i gain will be worth it..

I really feel super happy now! *big smile*

I am really thankful for my supportive family..especially my dad..

Lastly..i love u girls..thank you for always being there for me..

What BFs Are For...

I was in qbay wit poney yest after work..she wanted to go MNG while i had to last-minute-shop for father's day..

So i was in MNG waiting for her to try on some clothes..i realised that the guys in the shop were looking like lost sheeps..LOL..they don't know where to look when their gfs were bz browsing through the racks of clothes scanning for cheap sale items..they don't know where to stand bcoz it looks like they do not want to block the way of other gals crazy with super sale items..and the best part is they were used as hangers when their gfs arms were full of clothes..after that of coz im sure a hole in their pocket with a satisfied gf..

So i learnt a lesson..i will not bring my future bf shopping as i do not want to turn him into a lost sheep..unless im really broke tat time and i need his wallet!

ok..thats all!

p/s: i bought a nike jacket for my dad..hope he will like it!

I Hate: Headaches

I woke up with a throbbing headache this morning..the left side of my brain feels like a ticking bomb..i can feel d veins pulsating..like some disco going on in there..

I really hate headaches plus now im against eating panadols to cure anything..

ok..that's all!

Kids

It was Mikey's cousin's 11th birthday today..i was out with his whole family to steamboat to celeb *i was conned there ok!* i didnt know so i was damn paisey when they told me it was her birthday as i used to be very close to her when i was with mikey..tat idiot never tell me!

So i went qbay to get her a birthday present just now..i walked the whole 2nd floor to find toyRus hiding in a secluded corner..really wtf! But i have absolutely no idea what to get a 11-year old girl..so i called my heroin, tan poney..thank you for suggesting toyRus..i forgot its existence ade actually..LOL!

So i was browsing around..looking at soft toys..barbie dolls...n feeling like an old lady..i actually wanted to get her a barbie doll because i remember myself loving barbies at her age..but then i think think...kids nowadays owned handphones..psps..so would they actually play with barbies these days? Then the super poney told me that her sis still loves stickers and playdough and barbies..so i got the birthday girl a 'make your own mermaid doll kit'...it is super cute and if im her age i knew i would love it!

Ohya..n i don't get the definition of 'cute' anymore..when i was in the soft toys area..the soft toys are not only winnie the pooh..piglet...mickey n minnie...u know..that cute normal kind...instead..there are even a blue blob-looking thing with one red eye smiling eerie-ly *the pic* pls don't tell me its cute..and some other really weird ones that i feel don't look like anything at all...kids actually like that kinda soft toys nowadays? Wont give them nitemares? Enlighten me pls..i feel old and expired!

*sigh* That's all!

Cooking Duration-1 Hour

Today i finally understood the meaning of 'slow cooker'

Im currently staying in my uncle's house in botanical garden..the stove is not in good condition so i used the slow cooker instead to make 'instant' noodles..not instant at all...it took me an hour...45 minutes for the water to warm...........not hot u know...warm! I was so hungry..cannot tahan ade i just throw in the noodle la watever and kacau till the noodles go soft *sigh*

But i love it here *smiles*

I have a big secret! Im gona keep this secret till maybe september then i will announce! Be patient!

Thats all!

Crossing My Fingers

Every time when people pray..they usually ask for health..wealth..babies..many many more..but

Dear God..please hear me out..im not greedy..im not asking for a long long life..im also not asking for lotsa money to drop from the sky...n babies? definitely a NoNo for me now..What i want is actually very simple..i just want Penang to NOT have traffic jams ANYMORE......if u really can't grant me that wish..i understand but can u at least make half of the cars disappear
p/s: But pls remember to exclude my car..this is very important! Thank you!

Was stucked in the jam today...i was entertained by a guy behind my car...he was picking his nose..for a really very long time..i was stucked in that spot in front of him for about an hour..so imagine him picking it for an hour..maybe he's trying to make the holes bigger so the next time more fingers can go in? After laughing for the first 5 minutes...i felt disgusted with him and myself for finding that matter funny..haiz!

Ohya...after tat some babi actually winded down his car window to shout 'BODOH' at me.....ok..i confess..its because i cut-ted in front of him..keke! But his wife and his baby is also in the car..so rude..i hope the first word from his baby's mouth will be 'Bodoh'!!

Thank god its friday! Welcome weekends!

Ok..thats all! *muah*

Love Story Baby Pls Say NO!

Its not my love story i will be talking about here..it will be taylor swift's..dun get me wrong..i love her to bits n all but im getting sick of this song (gag then vomit)

Radio stations please stop..they actually have the ability to make a good song sound bad after re-playing it millions of times...so please STOP!

And if im not mistaken..im gona bet all my money on this one..the radio stations are doing the same thing to the song 'Mad from Neyo'...again n again n again..wtf la...im getting MAD!

Fart Is Normal OK!

Im dead tired..seriously..brain don't wanna function anymore..but i had to write this..

I was in a public toilet today to pee and i feel the need to fart..im only human ok..just when i was about to drop the bomb..i heard a girl came in..i was like 'shit..how la' but i had to let go because i was in this position of half kneeling (i don't sit on d toilet seats when i pee in public toilets because i don't wanna sit on ppl's sprinkled dried urine) so...it makes the fart uncontrollable...normal ppl will understand what i mean..when u stand of coz u can actually squeeze your ass tight so that your fart will hopefully come out without the sound....unfortunately mine today was with the sound..so you can imagine how embarrassed i was..the worst part was i waited in the cubicle till the girl can go wash her hands and hopefully leave and not see it was me...........but no luck! That kepo actually waited to see who i was! She kept quiet in the toilet supposingly wiping her hands with the toilet paper...i din hear the sound of water so i din know! Really cheeky! Just to see who farted! Or maybe it was too smelly she wanna she which terrorist actually let out that bomb la.....i could not look at her and that moment i wish to actually suicide jump into the toilet bowl......but u know me la...i acted like farting is a cool thing....it is nothing.....n washed my hands avoiding her stare..


pls don't let that happen to me again..stupit fart!

ok...that's all!

Hi June!

This post is about nothing at all...

Killed a lizard two days back when i was going down the stairs with my bare right foot..i will never forget the sound of the lizard's head being squashed under my heel...i din know lizards die so easily..yucky creatures!

Want to get myself a portable sewing machine..i thought it was around rm200plus till i saw some in lelong.com for as low as rm9! So cheap rite? Kenot be! Better buy it from shops and get warranty! I don't want to buy things that are cheap to stack them in my room and forget about them. A Waste Of Money! Baby girl is finally an adult! LOL!

Re-sew my brown bag the 2nd time..the handle coming off ade....im cheap that way!

I hate learning kanji (chinese characters) but i know once i've mastered them i will be super proud! Please don't think im learning for fun..i need those words for my japanese language..they're my source of headache nowadays..killing me slowly!

I went to watch Night At The Museum with Weilee yest..it was just ok..im not going to exaggerate..i find that the 1st one is better than this one..just my opinion..

Im re-watching 'Full House' in youtube again..this is one of the korean dramas that i love!

Gosh..i can babble real long..

See..told u that it's really about nothing at all..

ok..thats all!

Swine Flu..No?

Im sick...wit flu..sore throat and fever..i don't think its swine flu..but if im still not feeling well tmr..will go doc and pay for panadols *sigh*

Please don't let it be swine flu as they have not produce the medicine for it yet...i heard that they already have the medicine but to mass produce it..they will have to stop the normal processing of the normal flu medicine which will then be insufficient for people with normal flu......well...we will not die if we get normal flu rite? But we definitely will due to swine flu...so i really don't know what they are thinking *sigh*

Actually im suppose to be going for 'A Night In The Museum' with weilee...but i don't think d whole cinema will appreciate it if i pass them my sickness..

ok then...thats all for now!

BreakOut Extreme Dance Comedy

It was HILARIOUS! Went with Poney following Chelle's recommendation. We bought the rm63 free seating ones...being cheapos as always! *luff* But hey...the rm63 was worth every sen as we get to sit near Lim Guan Eng and laugh like hyenas..we never realised he was there till the announcer mentioned..LOL! Not that we care anyway!

After that we went to have seafood and a 'goreng ikan panggang' fella kept looking at her breast! He kept walking around our table with his eyes glued on her breast......super pervert lor! Maybe it was because she was wearing a very low-cut top lar...if not you ppl will wonder why that guy never do the same to mine...even tho i do not have much in my breast department..keke!

Oh ya...im having a very bad flu..plus sore throat...and im feeling floaty..please don't let it be swine flu...pleaseee......

Rice Dumpling Festival

My fav festival after chinese new year is the rice dumpling festival..i love d sticky glutinous rice minus d groundnuts (i actually pick them out!) Once i even had 5 bakchang one-shot..keng mou? But after that i felt like puking..LOL!

So we all love bakchang...but do you guys know the story behind this festival? I bet not! Me too..LOL!

So i did some google-ing and found this:

Duan Wu Jie is a widely celebrated festival amongst the Chinese, to pay respect to the patriotic poet, Qu Yuan (pronounced as Chue Yuan). The legend involves a really long and complicated throne-fighting war and political history. But to make a long story short: Qu Yuan was an important minister back in Chu Kingdom in ancient China. He had been known for his loyalty for the emperor of Chu, and loved his country greatly. However, His Majesty had not taken Qu Yuan's advice seriously, and he eventually got himself trapped and captured in a foreign land by his enemies, which then lead to his own death. Sad and angry at the corrupted, dying Kingdom, Qu Yuan tied himself to a big rock and threw himself into the River of Puo Luo. The people then made rice dumplings wrapped in bamboo leaves and threw them into the river. They believed this would stop the fish from eating Qu Yuan's body. Some would even row down stream in a boat, beating drums and shouting out loud in the hope to scare the fish away (it was believed that it is how the Dragon Boat event is related to the festival.
Since then, the 5th day of the 5th month in the Chinese calendar has been set as Duan Wu Festival to remember the incident. Although there were versions of legends and stories that indicate Duan Wu has existed way before Qu Yuan's death, the tradition still carries on.

I think there are quite a number of stories regarding this rice dumpling festival..because i recall one about smuggling secret messages in the rice dumplings...not too sure! i had bakchang this morning and later will have kichang..d small yellow ones. I used to eat it warm wit sugar (mum taught me) until someone taught me to eat it cold with gula melaka..super yummy..thank you that someone even though i kenot remember who ade..LOL! My mum used to even eat d bakchang with sugar..she told me my late-grandma taught her that *shake head* weird! Now she eats it with chilli sauce..........ermm...still weird!

ok..that's all for now!

Lasagna for Eunice

Just to taunt u..LOL! We 4got to go makan this the last time u were back...come back la!

A New Joyce Record

I went to watch 'sell out'--malaysian production...ALONE!
Well..the experience was not so bad..d man on my right was snoring (i assumed he curi tulang from his work as hes in formal and need a dark n cold place to sleep) and the couple beside me was.....well..being very couple-ish...........n d movie...erm....no comment from me...bcoz i memang support malaysia..but when i was exiting the cinema..a heard a girl telling her mum : this movie sucks! LOL! But the main actor in d movie is kinda cute..yeap..d picture of that topless hottie is peter davis..d yummy main actor..go check him out!


Ohya..was not able to sleep at all last night thanks to the jasmine+honey+lemon drink i ordered..my own stupidity really..but to blame is easier!

ok ppl..thats all!

I Hate: Smokers Who Smoke In Public Toilet

When i was on the way back to BM just now..stopped by shell station near greenlane to wee wee..waited for quite some time..so guess the person inside was 'cleansing his system'..manatau when he came out..the toilet was so smoky..eeyuck! Had to becareful not breathe while i do my business..smelly plus smoky..HATE! Really inconsiderate! Plus stupit shell station..only have 1 toilet..BODOH!

ok..thats all!

It's A Small World After All

Last night after being anti-social for some time..i went out with my ex-colleagues(marcus n meng) and their new colleagues(goon n jack)...suppose to be a yamcha session only..

But the yamcha session quickly turned into a ktv session (its like beyond and eason chan's concert) quickly turned into clubbin in soho *luff* I had to blog about this bcoz I could not remember the last time i laugh so hard..the ktv session was hillarious as marcus insisted on singing even tho our time was up and he made us sit there n hear him solo without music..after that when we walked pass soho..he made us go there dancing..saying that the night was still young...young yeap..it was 2 smth in the mornin! But i had great fun watching them dancing on d dj stage and forcing the dj to keep on replaying 'pokerface by lady gaga'

Im sure i saw d dj's fed up face but could not tell them off as soho's customers were getting lesser...semacam kena bully liddat..cham!

So i reached home around 3 something after the long goodbye----had to coaxed them into going home bcoz they still wanna go for supper...breakfast will be more like it actually..LOL!

p/s: its a small world bcoz their new colleague-goon..used to be in inti penang as well..n we're both actually connected through our fren wincci plus his ex-gf is Jennifer Oh My God

ok..that's all

Gasp!

Im looking back at pictures from secondary..I used to be so ugly..with my vampire tooth and grandma hair style..not to mention i was stick thin..and always posed with stupid peace signs (i will never ever angkat my jari that way again)

I don't know why i snapped so MUCH pictures last time..now no way i can burn all..air pollution!

Thank you gals for being friends with me that time *kowtow* im really touched..it must be difficult for you to face me looking like tat everyday..LOL!

MoM's Day------tomorrow?

Oh cham! Even tho its on d radio like everyday..10th of May-Mother's Day..but i still haven't bought the gift yet...not even a card.

And now it is to late to go out and buy..i guess i will make one then.

Gift..how bout gift wor? i wanted to give her a picture of her wit the 3 of us..but i did not go to the photo shop today..maybe i can just give her the frame and postpone the picture? But it will be kinda lame rite.

Oh help!

About Nothing At All

I woke up 2day feeling bored (wtf rite?)
Its like once i opened my eyes..i ade declare..boring day! *luff*

Im still in my pj..
Ohya..i ade trained myself to open my eyes at 10am..check the time on my phone..then close my eyes again *luff*

Guess i will keep *luffing* at every small thing today..i AM 'wu liao'..im proud to be 'wu liao' now..................tat was my ego speaking *sigh*

Went qe2 with chimui edwin to see some guys strip...Miss Behave every Friday..smth like ladies night...and usually on ladies night at clubs..the guys there to check out the babes will be more than the babes itself...but i was surprised yesterday to see that the whole floor...as in really the whole floor was filled with ladies of all ages! Ada la..some guys...at the side..cowering at the sight of almost-perfect-looking hulk.....ehh...salah...hunk(minus the face---patutlar he was wearing sunglasses) on the stage..
So my conclusion:
-->very little guys because they are ashamed of their bodies..compared to the male strippers..really.............semacam langit dengan tanah (in hokkien)
-->girls are desperate to see guys strip..i don't know why............ok...i know why..i was there too *LOL* trying to act innocent pulak!
But i Do Not Want my nx bf to have a body like that..i will be like sleeping beside a rock..ouch!

ok..i will go back to being bored for the time being.
IM BORED......help!

Threads of Destiny (Akai Ito)

Went to watch this with my sis..quite ok for a japanese movie and not draggy at all! It was d opposite of draggy actually..a lot of scenes were so sudden..go watch it then you will know what i mean..ohya..and the song is super nice..everytime they play it in d mov..tears auto-shoot out of my eyes! *luff* there are 2 versions but i like d piano version of this song better..go check it out k!



p/s: eunice--i watched mall cop d! super hillarious!

Definition of The Word Efficient!

Following my previous post, right after, i logged into my jobstreet and seriously scanned a few potential jobs la.

Saw a position from IBM (the computer thingy la which im not 2 sure about- i buta tech i admit) so i clicked apply. No harm mar. That was at 4pm. Went for gym (my current entertainment).

At 6pm a guy called me from IBM. WHOA...i heboh! Choked on the mango i was eating. And i was blasting my music. Really kelam-kabut! Phone interview. Where got ppl so fast call ppl one. They don't know how to tiau keh one izit? So i simply la cakap what i think he asked me. But i think i did alright as he asked me to go 4 personality test (means IQ test to see i got brain anot la) on 18 of may. *YAY*

Wish me luck la ppl!

No Life?

You Know You Are Lifeless When You
--->Keep Refreshing Your FaceBook Once Every 5 Minutes
--->Re-watch Honey and Clover (anime) Right After The Last Episode
--->Gym Becomes Your Entertainment
--->Look Forward To Doing Mask Every Night


Actually...Im Goin To Seriously Look For A Job
I Must Go Mingle With People Before The Wall Becomes My Best Friend!
I Swear If I Do This For 1 More Month..I Will Go Bananas And Talk Like The Annoying Teletubbies Characters!

Dear Eunice

For the 1st post..i choose to dedicate this to eunice *smiles*

I miss you so much.....ok..i admit that i miss ur soft pillow more! *luff*

N i know that usually..especially for the 1st post..ppl will choose pretty picture of themselves..

But times when we were crazy is d 1 that makes me think of u more (Im sure of this theory because Weilee and Elaine is always posting crazy pictures n videos of us..the pretty ones manaaaaa??)

So..this is 1 stupit pic after a few of tat deadly bacardi 151 (no more no more!!) but u know me well..the nx time im there..im sure we will do it again! *luff*



*muah muah*
--Joyce